Cow Harbor Festival in NY!

Wow, our fupa hunter out east is on a ROLL. This weekend he had the pleasure of going to the "Cow Harbor" Festival in Nortport, NY, what I assume is on Long Island. According to M.E., he says that it should just be called the "COW" Festival because it was all ginourmously fat people in attendance. After some in-depth research (about 30 seconds, for how long it took me to look over the Google postings) the festival is a celebration of the annual Cow Harbor Day- whatever the fuck that is!

Anyway now lets get down to biz, and for added "security" I took it upon myself to add in some fun graphics for our viewers. God forbid we get stepped on by these beasts!

Bathroom FUPA:

Skinny FUPA:

Hidden Person FUPA:

Sideways FUPA:

Even though this is the same as our SIDEWAYS FUPA, words really cannot express this:

Have a FUPA-licious day!

JMG

NYC Fupa

Morning friends!

This is a very special FUPA coming to us from ME our NY FUPA Hunter (We call him ME because we don't want these FUPAs to chase him!)

This photo is UBER special, because he was risking his very own life by taking it! Yes, you read that correctly. This photo was taken this morning in NYC while driving in the car, on the camera phone, while being honked at from behind and waved on by a traffic cop WITH HIS WHISTLE blowing! Now if that isn't FUPA-dedication then I don't know what is!

Thanks ME, we love your participation and can't wait for your next FUPA sighting!

Have a FUPA-licious day!
JMG

Fupa for Breakfast

Good mornin' FUPA lovers. This morning as I was getting my breakfast at work I had a beautiful appetizer of FUPA. Check out this picture below, and of course I was discreet and cut off her head.

Have a FUPA-licious day!!

JMG

Weekend FUPA's

Well Happy Monday my fellow Fupa lovers.

I had a great weekend and I saw some amazing FUPA's in Orange County. We went to a wedding (it was amazing btw) and there were some glorious FUPAs to be seen. The bad part is that I wasn't able to capture them on film. So we are going to use our imaginations and envision these glorious fat pouches as we saw them. We saw the following:

Bathing suit FUPA - I didn't know that women were able to have so much excess flab under tight spandex, my eyes still burn.

Tuxedo FUPA- wow, suspenders and FUPA's just don't mix! Talk about accentuating the WRONG areas.

Evening Gown FUPA- haven't ALL women by now heard of SPANX? For heaven sake, some people should seriously be outlawed from wearing anything but sweatpants!

My apologies for no pictures, but the hunter is on the hunt again this week and my cohort SUPA-FUPA is back in action as well.

Cheers,
JMG

What does a FUPA mean to me?

Ladies and Gents, lovers of the FUPA, this latest entry comes to us from one of our founding FUPA hunters, enjoy!

What is FUPA mean to me?

Ahhh…the FUPA….that glorious hump that rises from the depths of a fat person’s polyester pants. For my purpose, let’s stick strictly with the Female FUPA which I have studied for years. Let’s go back to my developmental years and where my true love for FUPAs was formed….. At a very young age my fixation was forming….. I distinctly remember a very special afternoon in the local food court back in the early 90’s. I remember calling out as one of these oddities walked by. ….”mommy, is that a vagina?” I asked. “Mommy, why is her stomach so low on her body?” “ why is it that she’s so fat, yet her fat is primarily stuck to her midsection?” (ok, maybe I didn’t say that, but this was 20 years ago…work with me here!) I was lost and confused, and couldn’t quite wrap my tiny little head around such a large piece of useless lard which seemed as if it had made a wrong turn on the body. It took some time to really understand what it was that I was looking at and how I was managing to keep from being sick while focusing on such a dastardly concoction. The good news is that I have finally come to terms with this mysterious piece of frontal cushion which not only houses the female reproductive organs and increases the shock resistance of said organs, but also profoundly moves as if independent from the rest of the body. My FUPA journey is just beginning and I couldn’t be more thrilled then if I had one myself. MY NAME IS SUPA –FUPA AND I’M ADICTED TO FUPAS! Who will join me in my love for Fat Upper Pubic Areas?????

Sincerely,
SUPA-FUPA

East Coast FUPAS

Well my friends, we have a new addition to the "FUPA hunters." Please give a warm welcome to our newest scavenger, Mr. M.E. (we go by initials here, because what if the dangerous fupas come and find us!! Heaven forbid!).

So today's FUPA sighting comes from the Big Apple by way of Long Island I suppose. Check this bad boy out...err woman I guess. The purple shirt REALLY does her justice believe me!

Enjoy, and if you have any FUPAS that you want to send along please do! Chat tomorrow for another FUPAlicious entry.

Fupas on the prowl at IKEA

Sorry that I haven't posted in a very long time, things have been crazy! Anyway, we are back from the Labor Day holiday- btw where did summer go??? - and the fupas are coming out of the woods.

This past weekend, my fiance and I went to IKEA (apparently with the rest of Los Angeles) and there were some prime FUPAS on the prowl let me tell you! I mean there are some seriously fat people running around there, and do they REALLY need that ice cream cone for $1.99 at the cashier? I don't think that they have glandular issues, they just like junk food, end of story! So here are two pictures from my sojourns, and yes this is a guy and YES that is his front!!!



I will be back soon,

JMG ZAB